Bar
Unclaimed profileErnie's Patio Bar
Cibolo, TX · $$
Inebrious
Beverage Program Score
The editorial take
Ernie's Patio Bar runs a casual, full-service beverage program anchored by a deep beer list and customizable cocktails. Margaritas start at $6.50 with eight flavor variations, while mules and mojitos invite spirit and fruit swaps. Draft and bottle offerings span local favorites and classics, with pitchers and buckets for groups. Wines are limited but serviceable.
- What should I order?
- Start with a Margarita, frozen or on the rocks, choosing from Lime, Mango, Chamoy, Strawberry, Pineapple Jalapeno, Sangria, or Raspberry. For a spirit-forward twist, order a Mule with Bulleit Rye or a Mojito with your rum of choice. Beer drinkers can sample Karbach Love Street or McConauhaze on draft.
- Who will enjoy this place?
- Patio regulars and groups seeking affordable, customizable drinks will find plenty. Beer enthusiasts appreciate the broad draft and bottle selection, while cocktail fans can tailor drinks to their palate. The family-friendly, event-oriented atmosphere suits casual gatherings.
- When should I go?
- Evenings on the patio are ideal, especially during events or when food trucks are on site. The bar's family-friendly vibe and specials suggest weekend afternoons and early evenings are lively.
- What should I expect to spend?
- Margaritas are $6.50, drafts run $4.50-$7.00, bottles $3.25-$4.00. Pitchers cost $17.00 or $27.00, buckets $18.50 or $32.00. Double well liquor adds $2.50.
- What makes the beverage program distinctive?
- The menu is notable for its customization: margaritas with eight flavors, mules with six spirit bases and fruit options, and mojitos with rum choices. The beer program is equally flexible, offering pitchers and buckets with a minimum person purchase, catering to groups.
Beverage categories
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Cocktails
Extensive cocktail list with classics and specialties, plus highly customizable margaritas, mules, and mojitos. Pricing is limited, but the variety and flexibility are strong.
Menu strengths
- — Wide range of cocktail styles from classic to novelty.
Standout selections
- — Mule with Bulleit Rye and Strawberry.
- — Mojito with your choice of rum and Blueberry.
Pricing: Margarita $6.50; most other cocktails not priced.
Wine
Minimal wine list with one red, one white, plus sangria and mimosa. No prices, but the inclusion of sangria and mimosa offers casual options.
Menu strengths
- — Offers both red and white wine selections.; Sangria and mimosa add variety.
Pricing: No prices listed for wine items.
Beer
Extensive draft and bottle list with local and popular brands, including ciders and non-alcoholic options. Pitchers and buckets cater to groups.
Menu strengths
- — Large selection of drafts and bottles, including local Texas brands.
- — Community praise for ice-cold beer and tap system.
Standout selections
- — Karbach Love Street (Kolsch Blonde); McConauhaze (Hazy IPA)
Pricing: Drafts $4.50-$7.00; bottles $3.25-$4.00; pitchers $17.00 or $27.00; buckets $18.50 or $32.00.
Spirits
Solid selection of well-known spirits and whiskies, including Crown Royal, Jameson, Tito's, and Patron. Mules and mojitos offer premium spirit choices. Community notes lack of scotch but otherwise full bar.
Menu strengths
- — Recognizable brands across whiskey, vodka, and tequila.; Premium options in mules and mojitos.
- — Community indicates a full bar with most liquors.
Standout selections
- — Bulleit Rye in a Mule; Prairie Cucumber in a Mule
Pricing: Double well liquor adds $2.50; most spirit prices not listed.
How it sits with the food
Food trucks rotate on-site, and the beverage menu complements bar food: crisp lagers like Shiner Bock pair with tacos, while a Pineapple Jalapeno Margarita adds heat to grilled items. Sangria or a Michelada could bridge spicy and savory dishes.
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