Bar
Unclaimed profileLucy Cooper's Texas Ice House
San Antonio, TX · $$
Inebrious
Beverage Program Score
The editorial take
Lucy Cooper's Texas Ice House runs a playful, expansive cocktail program built on margaritas, punches, and shooters. The 'Shut the Front Door Margarita' pairs Milagro Silver with a Tajin rim, while 'Boodreaux's Punch' packs Ole Smokey Moonshine and Everclear. Draft beer gets a nod from guests, and zero-proof options like the Cucumber Donkey round out the menu. Cocktails run $6–$16.
- What should I order?
- Start with the Shut the Front Door Margarita (Milagro Silver, Naranja, fresh lime, agave, Tajin rim) or the Blackberry Bourbon Smash with Buffalo Trace. For a shareable punch, Boodreaux's Punch delivers with Ole Smokey Moonshine and Everclear. Non-drinkers can try the Cucumber Donkey or Rosemary Blueberry Smash.
- Who will enjoy this place?
- Margarita devotees and fans of irreverent house cocktails will find plenty to explore. Groups looking for a casual spot to watch games may appreciate the draft beer list, though its scope is only hinted at in guest comments.
- What should I expect to spend?
- Cocktails range from $6 to $16, with signature party cups at $8 and crafted shooters between $6 and $8. Non-alcoholic drinks are a flat $6.
- What makes the beverage program distinctive?
- The menu leans into Texas-sized bravado with names like 'Bet Yo' Sweet Ass Margarita' and 'Trailor Park Barbie,' the latter served in a Red Solo Cup. A sangria popsicle garnish on the Honeysuckle Sangria Popsicle Margarita adds a playful, cooling twist.
Beverage categories
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Cocktails
Extensive menu of house cocktails, margaritas, punches, and shooters using premium spirits and fresh ingredients. Standouts include the Shut the Front Door Margarita and Boodreaux's Punch. Community praise for specific drinks supports quality, though evidence is limited.
Menu strengths
- — Creative house specialties with playful names and unique garnishes.
- — Use of premium spirits like Milagro, Buffalo Trace, and Grey Goose.
- — Positive guest feedback on signature cocktails like the Shut the Front Door Marg.
Standout selections
- — Shut the Front Door Margarita: Milagro Silver, Naranja Liquor, fresh lime, agave, Tajin rim.
- — Boodreaux's Punch: Ole Smokey Moonshine Blackberry, Hunch Punch, Strawberry, Everclear.
- — Blackberry Bourbon Smash: Buffalo Trace, blackberries, mint, fresh lime, simple syrup.
Pricing: Cocktails range from $6 to $16.
Beer
However, no official beer menu or pricing was retrieved, limiting verification.
Menu strengths
- — Extensive and varied draft list per guest feedback.
Pricing: No specific beer prices found.
Nonalcoholic
Three zero-proof options: Strawberry Rhubarb Fizz, Cucumber Donkey, and Rosemary Blueberry Smash. All priced at $6. No community feedback available, but the variety and fresh ingredients are commendable.
Menu strengths
- — Variety of mocktails with fresh ingredients like cucumber, rosemary, and blueberry.
Standout selections
- — Cucumber Donkey: fresh cucumber, honey syrup, lime juice, ginger beer.
- — Rosemary Blueberry Smash: blueberry puree, fresh rosemary, honey syrup, lemon juice, sparkling water.
Pricing: Non-alcoholic drinks are priced at $6 each.
Spirits
Diverse spirit selection across tequila, vodka, bourbon, whiskey, and rum. Brands include Milagro, El Jimador, Sauza, Tanteo, Western Son, Grey Goose, Kettle One, Buffalo Trace, Bulleit, and Ole Smokey Moonshine. No standalone spirits menu.
Menu strengths
- — Wide range of spirits across multiple categories.; Includes both well-known and craft brands.
Pricing: No dedicated spirits list pricing found.
How it sits with the food
The bar's happy hour shrimp boil pairs naturally with margaritas; the citrus and agave in the Shut the Front Door Margarita can cut through the spice of boiled seafood. Punch options like Boodreaux's offer a fruity counterpoint to savory bar snacks.
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