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Lucy Cooper's Texas Ice House

San Antonio, TX

Inebrious Beverage Program Score: 86 out of 100

Inebrious

Beverage Program Score

Research completed 2026-08-30 · Based on current public sources

Editor: Micah Rousey

Review methodology and evidence standards

The editorial take

Lucy Cooper's Texas Ice House runs a playful, expansive cocktail program built on margaritas, punches, and shooters. The 'Shut the Front Door Margarita' pairs Milagro Silver with a Tajin rim, while 'Boodreaux's Punch' packs Ole Smokey Moonshine and Everclear. Draft beer gets a nod from guests, and zero-proof options like the Cucumber Donkey round out the menu. Cocktails run $6–$16.

What should I order?
Start with the Shut the Front Door Margarita (Milagro Silver, Naranja, fresh lime, agave, Tajin rim) or the Blackberry Bourbon Smash with Buffalo Trace. For a shareable punch, Boodreaux's Punch delivers with Ole Smokey Moonshine and Everclear. Non-drinkers can try the Cucumber Donkey or Rosemary Blueberry Smash.
Who will enjoy this place?
Margarita devotees and fans of irreverent house cocktails will find plenty to explore. Groups looking for a casual spot to watch games may appreciate the draft beer list, though its scope is only hinted at in guest comments.
What should I expect to spend?
Cocktails range from $6 to $16, with signature party cups at $8 and crafted shooters between $6 and $8. Non-alcoholic drinks are a flat $6.
What makes the beverage program distinctive?
The menu leans into Texas-sized bravado with names like 'Bet Yo' Sweet Ass Margarita' and 'Trailor Park Barbie,' the latter served in a Red Solo Cup. A sangria popsicle garnish on the Honeysuckle Sangria Popsicle Margarita adds a playful, cooling twist.

Beverage categories

We only score what a venue sets out to do. Categories a venue doesn't attempt are left unscored rather than penalized.

Cocktails

Inebrious Cocktails score: 87 out of 100

Extensive menu of house cocktails, margaritas, punches, and shooters using premium spirits and fresh ingredients. Standouts include the Shut the Front Door Margarita and Boodreaux's Punch. Community praise for specific drinks supports quality, though evidence is limited.

Menu strengths

  • — Creative house specialties with playful names and unique garnishes.
  • — Use of premium spirits like Milagro, Buffalo Trace, and Grey Goose.
  • — Positive guest feedback on signature cocktails like the Shut the Front Door Marg.

Standout selections

  • — Shut the Front Door Margarita: Milagro Silver, Naranja Liquor, fresh lime, agave, Tajin rim.
  • — Boodreaux's Punch: Ole Smokey Moonshine Blackberry, Hunch Punch, Strawberry, Everclear.
  • — Blackberry Bourbon Smash: Buffalo Trace, blackberries, mint, fresh lime, simple syrup.

Pricing: Cocktails range from $6 to $16.

Nonalcoholic

Inebrious Nonalcoholic score: 84 out of 100

Three zero-proof options: Strawberry Rhubarb Fizz, Cucumber Donkey, and Rosemary Blueberry Smash. All priced at $6. No community feedback available, but the variety and fresh ingredients are commendable.

Menu strengths

  • — Variety of mocktails with fresh ingredients like cucumber, rosemary, and blueberry.

Standout selections

  • — Cucumber Donkey: fresh cucumber, honey syrup, lime juice, ginger beer.
  • — Rosemary Blueberry Smash: blueberry puree, fresh rosemary, honey syrup, lemon juice, sparkling water.

Pricing: Non-alcoholic drinks are priced at $6 each.

How it sits with the food

The bar's happy hour shrimp boil pairs naturally with margaritas; the citrus and agave in the Shut the Front Door Margarita can cut through the spice of boiled seafood. Punch options like Boodreaux's offer a fruity counterpoint to savory bar snacks.

Inebrious does not score kitchens, food or the restaurant overall. We review the beverage program only.

About this review

Research is based on recent public evidence, including official venue materials and beverage menus when available. The review date is the research completion date and does not imply an in-person visit.

Review methodology and evidence standards

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