Restaurant
Unclaimed profileMilkman
Cincinnati, OH · $$
Inebrious
Beverage Program Score
The editorial take
Milkman's beverage program is built around boozy shakes, with six signature 16-ounce creations at $12.99 that double as dessert and cocktail. The Cookies & Bourbon Cream layers Buffalo Trace Bourbon Cream with Old Grand Dad 100, while Espresso-Self brings espresso liqueur, spiced rum, and amaro. A $6.99 add-a-shot option lets you spike any shake or slushie with Tito's, Jameson, or other spirits. Non-alcoholic shakes, slushies, and soft serve round out the menu.
- What should I order?
- Start with the Cookies & Bourbon Cream, a boozy shake featuring Buffalo Trace Bourbon Cream, Oreo cookies, and Old Grand Dad 100. For a coffee-forward option, the Espresso-Self combines espresso liqueur, spiced rum, and amaro. If you prefer a classic, order a vanilla or chocolate shake and add a shot of Old Grand Dad 100 or Jameson for $6.99.
- Who will enjoy this place?
- Fans of dessert cocktails and milkshake enthusiasts will find a playful, indulgent program. Those seeking a serious mixology or classic cocktail list may be disappointed, but the creative shake combinations and customizable spirit additions offer broad appeal.
- When should I go?
- Anytime a craving for a boozy dessert hits, though the shakes and slushies make this a fitting stop for a casual afternoon or late-night treat.
- What should I expect to spend?
- Boozy shakes are $12.99; adding a shot to a non-alcoholic shake or slushie is $6.99. Non-alcoholic shakes run $7.99, slushies $4.99, and soft serve $3.99.
- What makes the beverage program distinctive?
- The program is centered entirely on boozy shakes, a niche rarely executed with this much variety. The six signature shakes each pair a dessert flavor with a specific spirit—like mint liqueur and chocolate vodka in the Shamrock Shakedown—and the add-a-shot flexibility lets you customize any shake or slushie with a choice of six spirits.
Beverage categories
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Cocktails
The cocktail program is a focused lineup of six boozy shakes, each with a distinct dessert-and-spirit combination. Prices are reasonable for the size and alcohol content. No classic cocktails are offered, but the creativity and customization options provide a strong, if niche, cocktail experience.
Menu strengths
- — Six signature boozy shakes with unique flavor profiles, such as Cookies & Bourbon Cream and Espresso-Self.
- — Flexibility to add a shot to any milkshake or slushie for $6.99, allowing customization.
- — Boozy shakes are a signature item highlighted on the homepage.
Standout selections
- — Cookies & Bourbon Cream – Buffalo Trace Bourbon Cream, Oreo cookies, Old Grand Dad 100, whipped cream ($12.99).
- — Espresso-Self – Espresso liqueur, spiced rum, amaro, whipped cream, bitters, cocoa powder ($12.99).
- — Stay Puffed – Toasted marshmallow simple syrup, spiced rum, Kahlua, whipped cream, cinnamon ($12.99).
Pricing: Boozy shakes are $12.99 for 16 oz.; add-a-shot to any shake or slushie is $6.99.
Nonalcoholic
The non-alcoholic program is well-developed with a variety of milkshake flavors, slushies, and soft serve. A dairy-free option is available for shakes. Pricing is moderate. The selection supports the boozy add-on model, making it a strong foundation for the beverage program.
Menu strengths
- — Offers a variety of non-alcoholic milkshake flavors and a dairy-free option.
- — Includes slushies and soft serve for additional non-alcoholic choices.
Standout selections
- — Butterfinger Milkshake – 16 oz., $7.99.
- — Spiced Chai Slushie – 12 oz., $4.99.
Pricing: Non-alcoholic shakes are $7.99 for 16 oz.; slushies are $4.99 for 12 oz.; soft serve is $3.99.
Spirits
The spirits program is limited to a well-chosen list of popular brands available as add-a-shot options or as ingredients in boozy shakes. No dedicated spirits list or tasting program exists. The selection is practical and covers major categories, but lacks depth.
Menu strengths
- — Provides a selection of well-known spirits for customization, including Tito's, Jameson, Old Grand Dad, Tanqueray, Captain Morgan, and El Jimador.
- — Spirits are integrated into the boozy shakes, adding complexity to the drinks.
Standout selections
- — Old Grand Dad 100 Bourbon – available as an add-a-shot or in Cookies & Bourbon Cream and Don't Have a Cow, Man!
- — Captain Morgan Spiced Rum – featured in Pina Colada and Stay Puffed.
Pricing: Shot additions are priced at $6.99 each.
How it sits with the food
The boozy shakes are designed to complement the venue's juicy burgers, offering a sweet, boozy counterpoint to savory, rich food. The Pina Colada shake's pineapple-coconut profile could cut through a salty burger, while the Stay Puffed's toasted marshmallow and rum would pair with a chocolate dessert.
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