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Narwhal's Crafted

St. Louis, MO · $$

Inebrious Beverage Program Score: 87 out of 100

Inebrious

Beverage Program Score

Editorial review: 2026-08-29

Editor: Micah Rousey

How we score

The editorial take

Narwhal's Crafted is a frozen-cocktail destination where the menu leans into flights, fishbowls, and house frozen shots shaken with cocktail, not ice. The Headliner and Flight of the Narwhal anchor a lineup that also includes Prickly Pear Margarita, Thai Collins, and Strawberry Peach Bellini, all built on real fruit and scratch ingredients. Draft and craft beer and fresh smoothies round out the program.

What should I order?
Start with the Flight of the Narwhal to sample three 7oz pours. The Headliner is the signature, and the 46 oz. Fishbowl comes in a souvenir cup with a $5 refill discount. House frozen shots are shaken with frozen cocktail, not ice, for a concentrated hit.
Who will enjoy this place?
Fans of frozen drinks and playful formats will find plenty to like, especially those who appreciate sampling via flights or sharing fishbowls. The made-from-scratch approach appeals to drinkers who want real fruit and herbs rather than syrupy mixes.
When should I go?
Seasonal specials are a noted draw, so timing a visit to a holiday or seasonal menu change could offer something new. Evenings are likely lively, given the party-friendly fishbowls and flights.
What should I expect to spend?
Specific prices are not listed, but the fishbowl refill discount of $5 and Silipint refill discount of $1 suggest a souvenir-cup model that rewards repeat visits. Expect mid-range bar pricing typical of craft cocktail programs.
What makes the beverage program distinctive?
The frozen-cocktail focus is the hook, with flights, fishbowls, and house frozen shots made without ice. The 46 oz. Fishbowl in a refillable souvenir cup and the 'Narbucks' rewards program add a loyalty angle. Fido-friendly pup cups extend the playful spirit.

Beverage categories

We only score what a venue sets out to do. Categories a venue doesn't attempt are left unscored rather than penalized.

Cocktails

Inebrious Cocktails score: 89 out of 100

Frozen cocktail program with flights, fishbowls, and house shots. Real fruit and herbs, scratch ingredients. Signature items include The Headliner and Flight of the Narwhal.

Menu strengths

  • Wide variety of frozen cocktails, including flights and fishbowls.
  • Made with real fruits and herbs, no artificial ingredients.

Standout selections

  • Flight of the Narwhal: three 7oz pours for sampling.
  • The 46 oz. Fishbowl: souvenir cup with $5 refill discount.
  • House Crafted Frozen Shots: shaken with frozen cocktails, not ice.

Pricing: No specific prices listed; fishbowl refills discounted by $5 with cup return.

Beer

Inebrious Beer score: 82 out of 100

Draft and craft beer with a focus on craft and local offerings. No specific brands or styles documented, but the variety is noted as surprisingly large.

Menu strengths

  • Surprisingly large variety of draft and craft beer.

Pricing: No specific prices listed.

Nonalcoholic

Inebrious Nonalcoholic score: 84 out of 100

N/A Fresh Smoothies are handmade and freshly blended, using the same quality ingredients as the signature drinks. No specific flavors documented.

Menu strengths

  • Non-alcoholic options made from same quality ingredients as signature drinks.

Standout selections

  • N/A Fresh Smoothies: handmade, freshly blended non-alcoholic smoothies.

Pricing: No specific prices listed.

How it sits with the food

No food menu is documented, but the bright, fruit-forward frozen cocktails would pair naturally with light, spicy fare like tacos or ceviche. The Thai Collins with its botanical notes could handle Thai or Vietnamese dishes.

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