Cocktail Bar
Unclaimed profileNoizy Oysters Bar & Grill
Myrtle Beach, SC · $$
Inebrious
Beverage Program Score
The editorial take
The beverage program at Noizy Oysters Bar & Grill runs wide rather than deep, with a cocktail list that covers margaritas, martinis, tropical drinks, and classics from Mojito to Long Island Iced Tea. Prices are published across the board, making the choices easy to weigh before you order.
- What should I order?
- Start with the Noizy Margarita, a straightforward tequila, orange liqueur, and lime build with a salt rim at $10.99. For beer, the New South Dirty Myrtle Double IPA is a local draft domestic option at $4.99 for 12 ounces. Wine drinkers can take the Dona Paula Malbec by the glass for $7.99.
- Who will enjoy this place?
- Anyone who wants a clearly priced drink list with recognizable cocktails, a broad beer selection, and wine by the glass or bottle. The range suits groups whose preferences split between classics, drafts, and simple mixed drinks.
- When should I go?
- Happy hour is mentioned for drink specials including cocktails, wines, beers, and shooters. The published cocktail, wine, and beer lists make any visit workable for a drink-focused stop.
- What should I expect to spend?
- Cocktails are $10.99–$12.99, with the Oyster Shooter at $4.99 and simple mixed drinks at $8.99. Wine by the glass is $7.99 and bottles are $32.99; champagne is $8.99 by the glass or $35.99 by the bottle. Draft beer runs $4.99–$11.99 depending on size and tier, and bottled beer is $4.99–$5.99.
- What makes the beverage program distinctive?
- The bar menu publishes named cocktails, wines, and beers with prices, so the program reads as a full, transparent list rather than a handful of house drinks. A broad beer roster with 12, 16, and 24 ounce draft pricing and a cocktail section that still finds room for an Oyster Shooter give it a specific, useful shape.
Beverage categories
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Cocktails
A full cocktail section with named drinks and prices covers margaritas, martinis, tropical drinks, and classics such as Mojito, Moscow Mule, and Long Island Iced Tea. Aperol Spritz and Mimosa use sparkling wine or prosecco, and a simple mixed drinks list adds Cranberry Vodka, Vodka Red Bull, and Jack and Coke.
Menu strengths
- — Broad named cocktail list with prices published on the bar menu.
- — Spans margaritas, martinis, tropical drinks, and classics including Mojito, Moscow Mule, and Long Island Iced Tea.
- — Aperol Spritz and Mimosa are made with sparkling wine or prosecco.
Standout selections
- — Noizy Margarita, $10.99: tequila, orange liqueur, and lime juice, shaken with ice and a salt rim.
- — Paloma, $12.99: tequila, lime juice, and grapefruit-flavored soda on the rocks with a lime wedge.
- — Aperol Spritz, $12.99: prosecco, Aperol, and Aperitivo Select topped with sparkling soda over ice with orange.
Pricing: Cocktails $10.99–$12.99; simple mixed drinks $8.99; Oyster Shooter $4.99
Wine
Red and white wines are listed by the glass and bottle, with named selections including Mark West Pinot Noir, Apothic Red Cabernet Sauvignon, Dona Paula Malbec, Ecco Domani Pinot Grigio, and Barefoot Riesling. Sangria comes in white and red at $7.99, and champagne includes Martini Asti.
Menu strengths
- — Named red and white wine selections with glass and bottle pricing published first-party.
- — Sangria and champagne options extend the wine list.
Standout selections
- — Dona Paula Malbec, $7.99 glass / $32.99 bottle: Argentina Malbec available by the glass or bottle.
- — Mark West Pinot Noir, $7.99 glass / $32.99 bottle: California Pinot Noir by the glass or bottle.
- — Martini Asti, $8.99 glass / $35.99 bottle: champagne by the glass or bottle.
Pricing: Wine by the glass $7.99 / bottle $32.99; champagne $8.99 glass / $35.99 bottle; sangria $7.99
Beer
Draft beer is split into imported and domestic tiers with 12, 16, and 24 ounce pricing, covering Wicked Weed Pernicious IPA, Corona Premier, New South Dirty Myrtle Double IPA, and more. Bottled beer runs from Miller Light and Budweiser to Dogfish Head, Modelo, and Heineken, with seltzer also listed.
Menu strengths
- — Extensive draft and bottled beer list with named selections and tiered pricing.
- — Draft beer is organized into imported and domestic tiers with 12, 16, and 24 ounce pours.
- — Bottled beer covers domestic options at $4.99 and imported at $5.99.
Standout selections
- — New South Dirty Myrtle Double IPA, draft domestic, $4.99 / $6.99 / $10.99 (12/16/24 oz).
- — Wicked Weed Pernicious IPA, draft imported, $5.99 / $7.99 / $11.99 (12/16/24 oz).
- — Corona Premier, draft imported, $5.99 / $7.99 / $11.99 (12/16/24 oz).
Pricing: Draft domestic $4.99 / $6.99 / $10.99 (12/16/24 oz); draft imported $5.99 / $7.99 / $11.99 (12/16/24 oz); bottled domestic $4.99, imported $5.99; seltzer $5.99
Nonalcoholic
Soft drinks include Pepsi, Sierra Mist, Lemonade, Dr Pepper, Mt Dew, Fruit Punch, and Coffee at $3.99. Juices cover Apple, Orange, Cranberry, Pineapple, Grapefruit, Iced Tea, and Red Bull at $5.99.
Menu strengths
- — Soft drinks and juices are listed on the bar menu with prices.
Standout selections
- — Juices, $5.99: Apple, Orange, Cranberry, Pineapple, Grapefruit, Iced Tea, and Red Bull.
Pricing: Soft drinks $3.99; juices $5.99
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