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Post Haste

Philadelphia, PA · $$$

Inebrious Beverage Program Score: 87 out of 100

Inebrious

Beverage Program Score

Editorial review: 2026-08-26

Editor: Micah Rousey

How we score

The editorial take

Post Haste pours a farm-to-glass cocktail program built on Eastern U.S. Spirits, with sections like Covers, Remixes, and Experimental Pop. Signature drinks such as That's Fashion, Baby! And Farmer's Dirty Martini showcase local ingredients and creative riffs. The wine and beer lists stay regional, and a dedicated non-alcoholic menu rounds out the program. It's a confident, locally anchored cocktail bar.

What should I order?
Start with the Farmer's Dirty Martini for a savory twist, then That's Fashion, Baby! For a rye-forward classic riff. For something experimental, Satay Away's peanut butter bourbon and soy sauce is a bold choice. Pair with a local draft like Tonewood Freshies or a glass of Pray Tell orange wine.
Who will enjoy this place?
Cocktail enthusiasts seeking inventive, locally sourced drinks will find plenty to explore. Fans of creative riffs on classics and those interested in regional spirits and wines will appreciate the menu's thoughtfulness. The non-alcoholic options also make it welcoming for designated drivers or those abstaining.
When should I go?
Evenings are likely best for the full cocktail experience, given the bar's moody atmosphere and energetic music. The menu's seasonal focus suggests visits throughout the year, though the bar's interior with salvaged boardwalk wood adds a cozy feel for cooler months.
What should I expect to spend?
Classic cocktails are $13, signature cocktails $14–$16, and non-alcoholic cocktails $12–$14. Beers range from $4–$10, wines from $11–$15 per glass, with a $50 sparkling bottle option. A round of cocktails for two will likely land around $30–$40.
What makes the beverage program distinctive?
Post Haste's commitment to Eastern U.S. Sourcing is its defining trait, from Rittenhouse Rye and Seneca Drums Gin to Pennsylvania drafts and regional wines. The cocktail menu's playful sections—Covers, Remixes, Experimental Pop—signal a creative approach, with ingredients like cherry tomato brine and peanut butter bourbon pushing beyond the ordinary.

Beverage categories

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Cocktails

Inebrious Cocktails score: 90 out of 100

Inventive, locally sourced cocktails organized into Covers, Remixes, and Experimental Pop sections, with creative ingredients and riffs on classics.

Menu strengths

  • Creative and inventive cocktail menu with unique flavor combinations.
  • Wide variety of classic cocktails at a consistent price point.

Standout selections

  • That's Fashion, Baby! – Rittenhouse Rye, Laird's Applejack, burnt sugar syrup, red wine agrodolce, black walnut bitters.
  • Farmer's Dirty Martini – Seneca Drums Gin, cherry tomato brine, tarragon, Stone & Key vermouth.
  • Satay Away – vegan milk punch, peanut butter Evan Williams bourbon, turmeric, fig leaf, pandan, coriander, soy sauce.

Pricing: Classic cocktails $13; signature cocktails $14–$16.

Wine

Inebrious Wine score: 84 out of 100

Diverse wine selection with local and regional producers, spanning white, rosé, orange, red, and sparkling styles.

Menu strengths

  • Diverse wine selection including local and regional producers.
  • Includes a variety of wine styles: white, rosé, orange, red, and sparkling.
  • Community evidence highlights farm-to-glass concept with local sourcing.

Standout selections

  • Pray Tell Skin Contact Orange Popsicle – orange wine, $13.
  • Hermann J. Wiemer Dry Rose – rosé, $13.
  • Mazza The Perfect Bubbly – sparkling, $11.

Pricing: Wine glasses $11–$15; sparkling bottle $50.

Beer

Inebrious Beer score: 84 out of 100

Beer list focused on Pennsylvania breweries, with a range of styles from pilsners to sours, plus non-alcoholic options.

Menu strengths

  • Includes a variety of beer styles from pilsners to sours.

Standout selections

  • Two Locals 'Clean Sweep' – German Pilsner, 5.2%.
  • Mudhen 'Wildwood Haze' – Hazy IPA, 7.0%.
  • Go Brewing 'New School Sour Berry' – non-alcoholic sour ale.

Pricing: Draft beers $7–$9; bottles/cans $4–$10; zero-proof beers $6.

Nonalcoholic

Inebrious Nonalcoholic score: 85 out of 100

Dedicated Free Spirit menu with creative non-alcoholic cocktails and zero-proof beers, showing attention to non-drinkers.

Menu strengths

  • Dedicated non-alcoholic cocktail menu with creative options.; Includes non-alcoholic beer alternatives.

Standout selections

  • Peachy Keen – smoked peach syrup, acid cranberry, amethyst non-alcoholic gin, basil syrup, kumquat superjuice.
  • Holy Negroni – amethyst non-alcoholic cucumber & serrano gin, figlia apertivo, St. Agrestis amaro falso, hibiscus.
  • Go Brewing 'Tropical IPA' – non-alcoholic IPA.

Pricing: Non-alcoholic cocktails $12–$14; zero-proof beers $6.

Spirits

Inebrious Spirits score: 86 out of 100

Spirits program is embedded in cocktails, featuring regional distilleries and Eastern U.S. Sourcing, though no standalone list.

Menu strengths

  • Wide variety of spirits used in creative cocktails.

Standout selections

  • Rittenhouse Rye in That's Fashion, Baby!
  • Seneca Drums Gin in Farmer's Dirty Martini.
  • Maggie's Farm Spiced Rum in Sage Against the Machine.

Pricing: No dedicated spirits pricing available.

How it sits with the food

The cocktail program's savory and experimental flavors suggest pairing with bar snacks or a full meal. The Farmer's Dirty Martini's tomato brine echoes umami-rich dishes, while the Satay Away's peanut and soy notes could complement grilled or Asian-inspired plates. The local draft beers offer a straightforward match for casual fare.

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