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Rhombus Guys

Fargo, ND · $$

Inebrious Beverage Program Score: 85 out of 100

Inebrious

Beverage Program Score

Editorial review: 2026-09-17

Editor: Micah Rousey

How we score

The editorial take

Rhombus Guys runs a beverage program with dedicated cocktail and wine sections across its and Grand Forks menus. Lists nine named cocktails, including the Snickerdoodle Martini, Cran-ky Tom, EDM, Pimm's Harvest, and Tropic Wonder, plus a wine list with bottle and glass options across red, white, rose, and sparkling. Grand Forks adds its own cocktail roster and a wine section with producers like Story Point and Dr. Loosen. Beer and non-alcoholic options include domestic labels and non-alcoholic beers.

What should I order?
Start with the Tropic Wonder, a cocktail built on Plantation 3 Star, Velvet Falernum, and Fernet Branca with lemon, orange, and two bitters. For a classic, the EDM uses Absolut Peppar with olive, pickle, lime, and dry vermouth. Wine drinkers can look to the Barossa Valley Estate GSM Blend or Ruffino Prosecco.
Who will enjoy this place?
Anyone choosing between a mixed drink and a glass or bottle of wine will find named options in both directions. Groups with a non-alcoholic drinker can point to Busch N/A or Athletic Brewing Hazy IPA N/A on the Grand Forks menu.
What makes the beverage program distinctive?
Both the and Grand Forks menus list dedicated Cocktails sections with named, ingredient-specified drinks. Cocktails include spirit-forward and classic builds such as the EDM, Tom Collins, Daiquiri, and Aperol Spritz. The wine list spans red, white, rose, and sparkling by the bottle and glass.

Beverage categories

We only score what a venue sets out to do. Categories a venue doesn't attempt are left unscored rather than penalized.

Cocktails

Inebrious Cocktails score: 88 out of 100

Lists nine named cocktails with specified spirits and modifiers, including the Snickerdoodle Martini, Cran-ky Tom, EDM, Pimm's Harvest, Tropic Wonder, Prick Lee, Little Razz-cle, Tom Collins, and Aperol Spritz. Grand Forks lists eight more, among them the Sweet Tart, Rooftop Mojito, and Bloody Mary/Caesar.

Menu strengths

  • The menu lists a Cocktails section with nine named drinks, and the Grand Forks menu lists eight, both with ingredient-specified builds.
  • Cocktails use a range of spirits, including Botanist Gin, Wild Turkey, Plantation 3 Star, Velvet Falernum, and Fernet Branca.

Standout selections

  • Tropic Wonder — Plantation 3 Star, Velvet Falernum, Fernet Branca, Lemon, Orange, Spiced Simple Syrup, Orange Bitters, Angostura Bitters.
  • EDM — Absolut Peppar, Olive, Pickle, Lime, Dry Vermouth.

Wine

Inebrious Wine score: 86 out of 100

Lists wine by the bottle and glass across red, white, rose, and sparkling, including Cline Cabernet Sauvignon, Tribute Pinot Noir, Noble Vines 181 Merlot, Barossa Valley Estate GSM Blend, Ruffino Prosecco, and house wines by the glass. Grand Forks adds Story Point Pinot Noir, Michael David Freakshow Zinfandel, and Dr. Loosen Riesling.

Menu strengths

  • The menu offers wine by the bottle and by the glass across red, white, rose, and sparkling categories.
  • Both the and Grand Forks menus list dedicated Wine sections with multiple named producers and varietals.

Standout selections

  • Barossa Valley Estate GSM Blend — listed under Wine by the Bottle/Glass - Reds on the menu.
  • Dr. Loosen Riesling — listed on the Grand Forks menu with tasting notes of red peach, cherry, white currant, and zesty acidity.

Beer

Inebrious Beer score: 80 out of 100

The Grand Forks menu lists a Beer section with Coors Light and Busch Light as domestic options, plus canned beverages including White Claw, NUTRL, Busch N/A, and Athletic Brewing Hazy IPA N/A. The menu includes both domestic beer and non-alcoholic beer options.

Menu strengths

  • The Grand Forks menu lists a Beer section with Coors Light and Busch Light as domestic options.
  • The Grand Forks menu includes both domestic beer and non-alcoholic beer options.

Standout selections

  • Coors Light — listed as Domestic in the Beer section of the Grand Forks menu.
  • Athletic Brewing Hazy IPA N/A — listed under Cans on the Grand Forks menu as a non-alcoholic beer.

Nonalcoholic

Inebrious Nonalcoholic score: 82 out of 100

The Grand Forks menu lists a dedicated Non-Alcoholic section with soda, iced tea, lemonade, and sports drink options. Non-alcoholic beer options include Busch N/A and Athletic Brewing Hazy IPA N/A.

Menu strengths

  • The Grand Forks menu includes a dedicated Non-Alcoholic section with soda, iced tea, lemonade, and sports drink options.
  • The Grand Forks menu lists non-alcoholic beer options: Busch N/A and Athletic Brewing Hazy IPA N/A.

Standout selections

  • Athletic Brewing Hazy IPA N/A — listed under Cans on the Grand Forks menu as a non-alcoholic beer.
  • Busch N/A — listed under Cans on the Grand Forks menu as a non-alcoholic beer.

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