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Smack Pie Pizza

Lodi, CA · $$

Inebrious Beverage Program Score: 83 out of 100

Inebrious

Beverage Program Score

Editorial review: 2026-09-19

Editor: Micah Rousey

How we score

The editorial take

Smack Pie Pizza runs a compact beverage menu built around a Pitcher of Beer in Craft and Domestic tiers at $18 and $15. The dedicated BEVERAGES section also lists Fountain Drink at $3.00, Pitcher of Soda at $5.00, bottled drinks at $3.00, milk and apple juice at $2.25 each. Birthday party packages include four pitchers of soda, with additional pitchers at $5 each. The beer side is a straightforward two-tier pitcher format; the non-alcoholic side is the more developed list.

What should I order?
Order the Pitcher of Beer in the Craft tier at $18 for the table, or the Domestic tier at $15 if you want the lower-priced pour. For a non-alcoholic round, the Pitcher of Soda at $5.00 is the value format, and the Fountain Drink at $3.00 is the single-serve standard.
Who will enjoy this place?
Groups ordering pizza by the pie and splitting a pitcher, and families or parties that need a full non-alcoholic list with milk, juice, and soda by the pitcher.
What should I expect to spend?
Beer pitchers run $15 to $18. Non-alcoholic drinks are priced from $2.25 for milk or apple juice up to $5.00 for a pitcher of soda, with fountain and bottled drinks at $3.00.
What makes the beverage program distinctive?
The beverage menu pairs a two-tier beer pitcher with a non-alcoholic list that includes pitcher-format soda and party-package pricing, so the same section covers a shared beer pour and a shared soda pour.

Beverage categories

We only score what a venue sets out to do. Categories a venue doesn't attempt are left unscored rather than penalized.

Beer

Inebrious Beer score: 82 out of 100

The menu lists a Pitcher of Beer in Craft and Domestic options, priced at $18 and $15. It sits inside a dedicated BEVERAGES section alongside soda, water, milk, juice, and beer. The format is clear and the two-tier pricing is straightforward, though the listing stays at the pitcher level without named producers or styles.

Menu strengths

  • Craft and Domestic tiers give a clear two-price structure for the pitcher format.
  • The Pitcher of Beer is listed within a dedicated BEVERAGES section alongside non-alcoholic options.

Standout selections

  • Pitcher of Beer, Craft tier — $18; Pitcher of Beer, Domestic tier — $15

Pricing: Pitcher of Beer: $18 Craft / $15 Domestic

Nonalcoholic

Inebrious Nonalcoholic score: 88 out of 100

A priced non-alcoholic list covers Fountain Drink at $3.00, Pitcher of Soda at $5.00, bottled drinks at $3.00, milk and apple juice at $2.25 each. Birthday party packages include four pitchers of soda, with additional pitchers at $5 each, tying the soda format to group ordering rather than treating it as an afterthought.

Menu strengths

  • Five non-alcoholic items are listed with prices, spanning fountain, pitcher, bottled, milk, and juice formats.
  • Birthday party packages include four pitchers of soda, with additional pitchers at $5 each.

Standout selections

  • Pitcher of Soda — $5.00; Fountain Drink — $3.00
  • Fountain Drink — $3.00 — Fountain drink listed on the beverage menu.

Pricing: Fountain Drink $3.00; Pitcher of Soda $5.00; Bottled Drinks $3.00; Milk $2.25; Apple Juice $2.25

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