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Tellers Lounge

Grand Rapids, MI · $$

Inebrious Beverage Program Score: 88 out of 100

Inebrious

Beverage Program Score

Editorial review: 2026-09-18

Editor: Micah Rousey

How we score

The editorial take

Tellers Lounge runs a ten-drink seasonal cocktail menu in a restored historic building, with house-made ingredients and rare spirits as the stated core of the build. The range is unusually wide for a single list: smoky mezcal, slow-stirred whiskey classics, clarified gin punches, Japanese-inspired yuzu highballs, espresso martinis, and tiki-style rum flights. Bartenders take custom requests based on preference, and the menu rotates, so the current lineup is worth asking about directly.

What should I order?
Start with Duck Duck Death, a duck fat washed mezcal drink with velvet falernum, aperol, damiana, lime, and a spicy tincture. For a clearer, gin-led alternative, the Tokyo Slide combines Nikka coffey gin, black sesame, plum wine syrup, kombu, yuzu, and shiso. If you prefer a stirred whiskey build, ask for the Hire Pey.
Who will enjoy this place?
Drinkers who want a compact but stylistically varied cocktail list, including mezcal, clarified gin, Japanese highball, espresso, and tiki directions, and who like the option of describing a preference and letting the bartender build around it.
What makes the beverage program distinctive?
A ten-drink seasonal format that still covers smoky mezcal, slow-stirred whiskey, clarified gin punches, yuzu highballs, espresso martinis, and tiki-style rum flights, with house-made ingredients and rare spirits stated as central to the build. The bartenders also take custom requests based on what a guest likes.

Beverage categories

We only score what a venue sets out to do. Categories a venue doesn't attempt are left unscored rather than penalized.

Cocktails

Inebrious Cocktails score: 88 out of 100

A ten-cocktail seasonal list built on house-made ingredients and rare spirits, covering smoky mezcal, whiskey classics, clarified gin punches, yuzu highballs, espresso martinis, and tiki-style rum flights. The menu rotates, and bartenders take custom requests based on preference. Reviewers call the drinks creative, well-mixed, and spirit-forward.

Menu strengths

  • Ten named craft cocktails with house-made ingredients and rare spirits as stated core components.
  • Style range spanning mezcal, stirred whiskey classics, clarified gin punches, Japanese-inspired yuzu highballs, espresso martinis, and tiki-style rum flights.
  • Seasonal rotation with bartenders directed to discuss current offerings and take custom requests based on preference.

Standout selections

  • Duck Duck Death: duck fat washed mezcal, velvet falernum, aperol, damiana, lime, spicy tincture.
  • Tokyo Slide: Nikka coffey gin, black sesame, plum wine syrup, kombu, yuzu, shiso.
  • Persuasion Check: Planteray OFTD, doctor bird, cachaça, fernet, salted pandan, orange bitters.
  • Low and Slow: sweet vermouth topped with an orange cognac lapsang foam.

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