The Green Goat

Roanoke, VA · $$

Inebrious

Beverage Program Score

Editorial review: 2026-09-15

Editor: Micah Rousey

How we score

The editorial take

The Green Goat keeps its non-alcoholic drinks straightforward: bottled water and tea at $2.50 each, soft drinks at $2.25, root beer at $3.00, and coffee at $2.50. That covers the bases for a table that wants something other than a cocktail, and the pricing stays consistent across the list. The selection is standard rather than distinctive, but it is complete and clearly set out on the ordering page.

What should I order?: Start with a Bottle of Water at $2.50 or a Tea at $2.50, both listed under Drinks on the authorized ordering page. Root beer at $3.00 is the top of the non-alcoholic range, while soft drinks and coffee come in at $2.25 and $2.50.
Who will enjoy this place?: Anyone who wants a simple, low-cost non-alcoholic drink alongside a meal will find the list easy to use. It suits groups mixing cocktails with soft drinks, tea, or coffee, and the fixed prices make it simple to choose without surprise.
When should I go?: The non-alcoholic list works for lunch, dinner, or a coffee stop, with tea and coffee available alongside the meal. It is also a practical choice for a daytime visit when a cocktail is not wanted.
What should I expect to spend?: Non-alcoholic drinks run from $2.25 for a soft drink to $3.00 for a root beer. Bottled water, tea, and coffee are each $2.50.
What makes the beverage program distinctive?: The non-alcoholic list is short and plainly priced, with five options spanning water, soft drinks, tea, root beer, and coffee. There is no house-made soda or specialty temperance drink in the listed lineup, so the appeal is convenience rather than novelty.

Beverage categories

We only score what a venue sets out to do. Categories a venue doesn't attempt are left unscored rather than penalized.

Nonalcoholic

Five non-alcoholic options cover water, soft drinks, tea, root beer, and coffee at prices from $2.25 to $3.00. The list is standard and clearly priced, with no specialty or house-made drinks among the named selections.

Menu strengths

— Five non-alcoholic choices cover water, soft drinks, tea, root beer, and coffee without gaps in the basic categories.
— Prices are uniform and low, running from $2.25 for a soft drink to $3.00 for a root beer.

Standout selections

— Bottle of Water — $2.50 — listed under Drinks on the authorized ordering page.
— Tea — $2.50 — listed under Drinks on the authorized ordering page.

Pricing: Bottle of Water $2.50; Soft Drinks $2.25; Tea $2.50; Root Beer $3.00; Coffee $2.50

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