Bar
Unclaimed profileThe Greene Turtle Sports Bar & Grille
Hagerstown, MD · $$
Inebrious
Beverage Program Score
The editorial take
The Greene Turtle's beverage program leans heavily on cocktails and spirits, with a drinks menu that spans signature cocktails, margaritas, crushes, spritzes, sangrias, and martinis. Standouts include the Tito's Transfusion, Mai Tai, Old Fashioned, and a margarita section with a premium upgrade option. The spirits list covers vodka, whiskey, tequila, rum, gin, brandy, and liqueurs, with names like Woodford Reserve and Hendrick's. Nonalcoholic drinkers get zero-proof cocktails and packaged options; beer is limited to a boilermaker pairing and non-alcoholic cans.
- What should I order?
- Start with the Tito's Transfusion or the Mai Tai, both built with named spirits. For a spirit-forward choice, the Old Fashioned uses Wild Turkey 101 and Luxardo cherry. If you want tequila, the Passion Fruit Paloma can be upgraded with Montelobos Joven Mezcal.
- Who will enjoy this place?
- Guests who want a broad cocktail list with recognizable spirits and a dedicated margarita section will find plenty to choose from. The spirits selection also suits those who prefer a simple pour from a wide range of brands.
- What makes the beverage program distinctive?
- The cocktail menu is unusually wide for a sports bar, with separate sections for margaritas, crushes, spritzes, sangrias, and martinis. The spirits list is equally broad, covering eight categories and including premium names like Grey Goose, Woodford Reserve, and Montelobos Joven Mezcal.
Beverage categories
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Cocktails
A broad cocktail menu spans signature drinks, margaritas, crushes, spritzes, sangrias, and martinis. The range is unusually wide for a sports bar.
Menu strengths
- — Multiple style sections: signature cocktails, margaritas, crushes, spritzes, sangrias, and martinis.
- — Several cocktails name specific branded spirits, including Tito's, Bacardí, Wild Turkey 101, Espolòn, Patrón, and Absolut.
- — A dedicated margarita section includes a premium upgrade option with Casamigos Blanco, Don Julio Reposado, or Montelobos Joven Mezcal.
Standout selections
- — Tito's Transfusion: Tito's handmade vodka, Owen's transfusion, lime.
- — Mai Tai: Bacardí Superior Rum, Parrot Bay Coconut Rum, Cruzan Banana Rum, Myers's Dark Rum, amaretto, orange and pineapple juices, grenadine.
- — Old Fashioned: Wild Turkey 101, simple syrup, Angostura Bitters, orange, Luxardo cherry.
- — Passion Fruit Paloma: Espolòn Blanco, grapefruit juice, freshly squeezed lime juice, Finest Call passion fruit purée; option to substitute Montelobos Joven Mezcal.
Beer
No specific draft brands are named.; Make It a Boilermaker option pairs a draft with a chilled favorite.
Menu strengths
- — Make It a Boilermaker option pairs a draft with a chilled favorite.
- — Non-alcoholic cans include Athletic Brewing Run Wild NA IPA, Guinness 0 Stout, and Michelob Ultra Zero Lager.
Standout selections
- — The menu lists a Make It a Boilermaker option pairing a draft with a chilled favorite.
- — Athletic Brewing Run Wild NA IPA: non-alcoholic canned IPA.
Nonalcoholic
The non-alcoholic program includes both zero-proof cocktails and packaged beverages. Two Seedlip-based cocktails, a Passion Fruit Sparkler, a Non-Alcoholic Cans section, and Liquid Death mountain water give non-drinkers several choices.
Menu strengths
- — Two non-alcoholic cocktails: Cucumber Fresca and Blackberry Refresher, both made with Seedlip notas de agave.
- — A Non-Alcoholic Cans section lists White Claw 0% Black Cherry Cranberry Seltzer, Athletic Brewing Run Wild NA IPA, Guinness 0 Stout, and Michelob Ultra Zero Lager.
- — Passion Fruit Sparkler combines Finest Call Passion Fruit Purée, pineapple juice, freshly squeezed lime juice, and Owen's Ginger Beer.
Standout selections
- — Cucumber Fresca: Seedlip notas de agave, cucumber, fresh lime, monin agave nectar.
- — Blackberry Refresher: Seedlip notas de agave, Reàl Blackberry Purée, lemonade, fresh mint.
- — Athletic Brewing Run Wild NA IPA: non-alcoholic canned IPA.
Spirits
The Spirits section covers vodka, whiskey and bourbon, scotch, tequila and mezcal, rum, gin, brandy and cognac, and liqueurs.
Menu strengths
- — Covers eight spirit categories: vodka, whiskey/bourbon, scotch, tequila/mezcal, rum, gin, brandy/cognac, and liqueurs.
- — Includes premium and craft names such as Grey Goose, Woodford Reserve, The Glenlivet 12, Hendrick's, Montelobos Joven Mezcal, and Sagamore Spirit Rye.
- — The whiskey and bourbon list alone includes Bulleit, Knob Creek, Maker's Mark, Wild Turkey 101, and Woodford Reserve.
Standout selections
- — Woodford Reserve Bourbon: bourbon listed in the Spirits section.
- — Sagamore Spirit Rye: rye whiskey listed in the Spirits section.
- — Hennessy VS Cognac: cognac listed in the Spirits section.
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