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Crooked Pint Ale House

Maplewood, MN · $$

Inebrious Beverage Program Score: 87 out of 100

Inebrious

Beverage Program Score

Editorial review: 2026-08-28

Editor: Micah Rousey

How we score

The editorial take

Crooked Pint Ale House runs a beer-first beverage program: 32 drafts, 28 wines by the glass, and bourbon/scotch selection. Happy hour delivers value with $4.5 rails, $6 brown liquors and wines, and $3.5 cans. The signature Crooked Bloody anchors weekend specials. Beer-centric food like the Beer Cheese Lucy reinforces the ale-house identity. A solid, unpretentious pub pour list.

What should I order?
Start with a Grain Belt or Summit tap during happy hour, then a Buffalo Trace neat. Weekend calls for the Crooked Bloody. The Beer Cheese Lucy pairs with a local craft draft.
Who will enjoy this place?
Beer enthusiasts seeking rotating local crafts, bourbon and scotch drinkers, and value-focused happy hour patrons. Also those who appreciate beer-infused pub food.
What should I expect to spend?
Happy hour pricing: rails $4.5, brown liquors $6, wines $6, cans $3.5, Grain Belt taps $4.5, Summit taps $5. Crooked Bloody $6.75 on weekends.
What makes the beverage program distinctive?
A 32-tap draft system emphasizing local and regional crafts, plus a generous bourbon and scotch selection. Beer is woven into the menu, as with the Beer Cheese Lucy.

Beverage categories

We only score what a venue sets out to do. Categories a venue doesn't attempt are left unscored rather than penalized.

Cocktails

Inebrious Cocktails score: 78 out of 100

Cocktail program is happy-hour driven: rails and brown liquor pours. Signature Crooked Bloody adds a weekend draw. Limited scope but honest pub pricing.

Menu strengths

  • Happy hour rails and brown liquor pours offer accessible entry points.
  • Signature Crooked Bloody available during weekend happy hour.

Standout selections

  • Crooked Bloody: signature bloody mary, $6.75 weekend happy hour.

Pricing: $4.5 rails, $6 brown liquors; Crooked Bloody $6.75 weekend happy hour

Wine

Inebrious Wine score: 84 out of 100

28 wines by the glass is a substantial list for an ale house. Happy hour features recognizable labels at a fair price.

Menu strengths

  • Happy hour wine specials include five selections at $6.

Standout selections

  • Apothic White Blend: happy hour white at $6.
  • Alamos Malbec: happy hour red at $6.

Pricing: Happy hour wines $6 each

Beer

Inebrious Beer score: 89 out of 100

32 drafts with local and regional craft focus. Happy hour pricing is aggressive. Beer-centric menu items reinforce the program.

Menu strengths

  • 32 draft beers featuring rotating local and regional crafts.
  • Happy hour discounts all taps and offers cheap cans.

Standout selections

  • Grain Belt Tap: $4.5 happy hour.
  • Busch Light Can: $3.5 happy hour.

Pricing: Happy hour $1 off all taps; $3.5 cans; $4.5 Grain Belt taps; $5 Summit taps

Spirits

Inebrious Spirits score: 85 out of 100

Generous bourbon and scotch selection. Happy hour features five brown liquors at a uniform $6, including Buffalo Trace.

Menu strengths

  • Happy hour brown liquor pours include Buffalo Trace and Famous Grouse at $6.

Standout selections

  • Buffalo Trace: bourbon, $6 happy hour.
  • Famous Grouse: scotch, $6 happy hour.

Pricing: Happy hour brown liquors $6

How it sits with the food

The Beer Cheese Lucy, made with Grain Belt Premium beer cheese sauce, pairs naturally with a crisp lager or pale ale. Beer-battered items suggest similar matches.

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