Cocktail bar
Unclaimed profileEarls Kitchen + Bar - Assembly Row
Somerville, MA
Inebrious
Beverage Program Score
Research completed 2026-09-06 · Based on current public sources
Menu evidence checked: 2026-08-02
Editor: Micah Rousey
Review methodology and evidence standardsThe editorial take
Earls Kitchen + Bar at Assembly Row fields a wide beverage menu, from margaritas and espresso martini towers to a wine list with Dom Perignon and a draft lineup heavy on New England IPAs. The cocktail section is the anchor, with eight named pours spanning $16 to $23. Non-alcoholic options get real attention, including Seedlip-based drinks and Athletic Brewing.
- What should I order?
- Start with The Spicy Margarita at $16.50, a tequila-based pour that shows the kitchen's house style. For a splurge, the Don Julio Reserve Margarita at $23 is the top-shelf pick. If you're in a group, the Espresso Martini Tower at $64 for four servings is a practical choice.
- Who will enjoy this place?
- Cocktail drinkers who like a broad margarita selection will find plenty to explore. Beer fans will appreciate the local New England draft choices, and the zero-proof list makes it easy for non-drinkers to order something beyond soda.
- What should I expect to spend?
- Individual cocktails run $16 to $23. The Espresso Martini Tower is $64 for four servings, $128 for eight. Wine is available by the glass and bottle, with a Chardonnay at $14.50 for a 5-ounce pour and bottles up to $185 for Dom Perignon.
- What makes the beverage program distinctive?
- The menu balances a large cocktail program with a serious non-alcoholic section, offering Seedlip-based drinks and Athletic Brewing IPA. The addition of large-format cocktail towers, such as the Espresso Martini Tower, gives groups a shareable option not seen everywhere.
Beverage categories
We only score what a venue sets out to do. Categories a venue doesn't attempt are left unscored rather than penalized.
Cocktails
The cocktail list is extensive, with a dedicated section covering margaritas, martinis, crushes, and classics. Eight named selections span $16 to $23, including The Spicy Margarita and the Earls Old Fashioned. Large-format towers expand the options for groups.
Menu strengths
- — Eight named cocktails with clear price points, from the $16 Earls Margarita to the $23 Don Julio Reserve Margarita.
- — Large-format towers, including the Espresso Martini Tower at $64 for four servings, offer a group-friendly format.
- — The lineup covers multiple styles, from the smoky Mango Smokeshow Margarita to a Nitro Espresso Martini.
Standout selections
- — The Spicy Margarita ($16.50) is a tequila-based option with a spicy profile.
- — The Don Julio Reserve Margarita ($23) is the premium tequila choice.
- — The Earls Old Fashioned ($21) is a classic cocktail prepared with bourbon.
Pricing: $16-$23 per drink; towers $55-$128
Wine
The wine list covers white, red, sparkling, and rosé, with notable names like Francois Carillon Bourgogne Chardonnay and Dom Perignon. Pricing includes a Chardonnay at $14.50 for a 5-ounce glass and $65 for the bottle, with premium bottles reaching $185.
Menu strengths
- — A broad selection includes well-known producers such as Caymus, Silver Oak, and Far Niente.
- — Sparkling options reach the top tier with Dom Perignon Vintage Brut and Laurent-Perrier Rosé.
- — Wine is available in multiple serving sizes, with some pours offered in 5-ounce and 8-ounce glasses.
Standout selections
- — Dom Perignon Vintage Brut is listed at $185 per bottle.
- — Francois Carillon Bourgogne Cote d'Or Chardonnay represents a white Burgundy option.
- — Caymus Vineyards Cabernet Sauvignon is a Napa Valley red.
Pricing: By glass and bottle; bottles roughly $55-$185
Beer
The beer program features a dedicated section with drafts and bottles, emphasizing local New England breweries like Maine Beer Company and Lamplighter.
Menu strengths
- — Local focus with drafts from Maine Beer Company, Lamplighter, and Lord Hobo.
- — A range of styles from hazy IPA to session pilsner and cider.
Standout selections
- — IPA – Maine Beer Company Lunch is a draft option.
- — New England IPA – Lamplighter Brewing Co. Highlights a local brewery.
Pricing: Not specified
Nonalcoholic
Zero-proof options are a real category here, with non-alcoholic cocktails like the Italian Spritz and Seedlip Spice, plus non-alcoholic beers from Athletic Brewing and Corona. This gives designated drivers and abstainers a thoughtful menu.
Menu strengths
- — A dedicated Zero Proof section lists at least three non-alcoholic cocktails with complex ingredients.
- — Non-alcoholic beers include Athletic Brewing Run Wild IPA, a recognized craft NA option.
Standout selections
- — Italian Spritz combines Italian red bitter, passion fruit, orange, and fresh lemon.
- — Seedlip Spice features Seedlip, coconut, mango, basil, and fresh lime.
Pricing: Not specified
Spirits
Spirits are not sold as a standalone selection but surface through the cocktail program, with brands like Grey Goose, Maker's Mark, and Don Julio appearing in mixed drinks. This supports a measured score rather than a full spirits list.
Menu strengths
- — Premium spirits such as Grey Goose vodka and Angel's Envy bourbon are used in cocktails.
- — A range of base spirits appears, including tequila, bourbon, rum, and mezcal.
Standout selections
- — Uses premium spirits in cocktails, including Grey Goose and Angel's Envy.
- — Angel's Envy bourbon is a premium bourbon used in drinks.
Pricing: Not specified
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Research is based on recent public evidence, including official venue materials and beverage menus when available. The review date is the research completion date and does not imply an in-person visit.
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